While rifling through our Chief Financial Officers' desk drawer, looking for" ummm.. paper clips, we ran into a dusty, unkempt, overstuffed file labeled "My Former Loser Clients' Financial Records." Well, then! How delightful that our CFO actually had some... any financial experience prior to gub mallet-ing in a SELEDA corner office after a brief grooming session on how to be the perfect Corporate CHiraq. Usually the only criterion needed to land an upper management position around here is the proven ability to be a GlifteNa Without a Cause.
Anyway, some of the cancelled checks in the file were... er... hey... ere eNa mn ageban... ?