| 10. | Fqr inde loteri by Dawit Melesse for the DV
couple, a match made in dollar heaven. |
| 9. | LEla new-lEla lEla new by Abonesh Adinew for the
insecure groom with the mail-order bride. |
| 8. | Anchi bale gamE by Mahmoud Ahmed for the bride with
the expensive weave. (In this case, Segurua werdo werdo
would be equally ill-advised.) |
| 7. | And amet wededquat by Melkamu Tebeje for the couple
with the eleven-year engagement. |
| 6. | Meleyayet mot new for the recently married Addis
woman about to be left behind by her US-bound groom while "processu iskyalq". |
| 5. | Nanu, Nanu neyi by Muluqen Melesse for the groom
whose ex-girlfriend's yebEt sm is Nanu. |
| 4. | Anything by La Fontaine... unless you WANT your marriage to fail. |
| 3. | Ye geTer shega by Shambel for the chic
neo-ketemE desperate to distract attention away from her
neck full o' nqsat.. |
| 2. | Teyqesh tereji by Mahmoud Ahmed for the INS evader
with the clueless ferenj bride. |
| 1. | Tew lemed gelayE by Mahmoud Ahmed for the tormented
gay man marrying to please his suspicious family. |
