10. From Parkiology to biology in five easy steps.

9. Really Non-Verbal Communication: who needs to talk when you can drop kick them with a good old abesha glmiCHa.

8. Litigation for Dummies: How to sue your neighbor whose grandfather offended your grandfather in 1804.

7. Marx, Lenin and Engles abatoChaChin AYDELUM!

6. Introduction to Time Management: (Uh... actually, this goes under the "College Courses Every Ethiopian has Flunked" list.)

5. Advanced Communication 0.00: How to properly not listen to anyone.

4. Assumptions and Deductions: Enhancing your Ethiopian sensibilities to "read between the lines" and attain six different meanings from one sentence. (Prerequisite: Advanced Communication 0.00)

3. Geography 101: Course aimed to making the world understand that Bolé is the center of the universe.

2. Anthropology 560 [Graduate Seminar]: How to start wailing (convincingly) several meters before stepping through the front entrance of the leQso bet.

1. Psychology 400: Honors Boycotting. Scientific coalition building to shut down all Ethiopian businesses, institutions and organizations.