Notes from the Editors:
You wanna know all about Upper Management's velvet vacation packages in sheep's clothing? Read on!

My Story:
What a healthy dosage of ChiqiCHiq would have done for a young ET couple's marriage.

ET e-Comm:
Yep, you didn't know it, but we've already left our e-marks on the e-way.

Thirty Questions:
You in the back. Shhhhh! The eminent Mimi speaketh.

Life Log:
When was the last time you examined your ET school mates roster? Check it out and you just might be surprised. Heroes abound.

Panicommunication:
It's a trippy journey when parents go hip ... *gulp*.

The Letter:
And you thought the splendid art of abetuta letter writing died out with the nationalized geTer meret along with the crusty ancien régime scribes stationed outside the KefetNa Frd Bet….

Didn't Matriculate:
Woe to all you smug bank tellers!

Something to Talk About:
Isti inawga…

Clean Siminto:
Ooh, ooh, ooh. What a little decency can do to you.

Over-Patriotic Fool:
'Getting to know you, Getting to know all about you. Getting to like you, Getting to hope you like me.'

Trs:
Do anything but chew lamely with 'em teeth.

Top Ten:
Now you didn't think you'd be able to brush off all your intens with one ishee, did you?

Backpage:
SELEDA to the rescue.. again! Abbreviations you can use at the next Ethiopian chat session...

Do the Right Thing:
Need we tell you otherwise?