Top Ten Stuff We Would Like to See on Condoms Made in Ethiopia…

10. "This condom may not be recycled and used as a container to measure/sell sugar at guleet."

9. "This condom is for one time use only… i.e. no 'Genna alew eko. AlalEqem'"

8. "Yihay condom ye Tsom condom (Tsomdom) new".

7. " Condom is not r'st. Ye shalt not inherit it from your father."

6. "Lezih condom ezenulet"

5. "Enkuwan leme-condom abeqawot"

4. "Please confirm this condom is the right size for you by measuring on Sahlu, your favorite korma."

3. "A hole in a condom cannot be patched, despite what Alamirew, the neighborhood tailor,
he of the Chinese Singer machine fame says."

2. "Breaking this condom during sex is not poof that your "manhood" is superior."

1. "Yale-gwanti, aywelqm butanti"