10. When Abba declares you exorcised, you ask, "Could I have the the qebelE and KefteNa of the one who just left?"

9. Preaching goes Digital : assisted by Power Point

8. You ask the church usher to lead you to the qEs in charge of exorcising ye ferenj seyTan.

7. Exciting new service for the congregation - Confession On line! www.abbaconfess.com/heavenorhell.

6. Mass cancels for next sunday. Reason : Abba is a Knick's fan . Sorry can't afford to miss the playoffs.[ check ur e mails for spritual guidance]

5. When taken to InToTo Mariam for exorcism, you ask which qEs has the warm Tebel.

4. Today's qiddasE is sponsored by : Sprite!Obey your thirst and trust your God!

3. Whenevr you have somethign pressing- Page Abba @ 666 6666 leave a brief message. For marriage ceremony, press #1, for baptism, press #2, for divorce #3, for billing and initiation fee[non refundable], press #4. To go back to inToroTos, press #0.

2 .The new spritual song by the choir group : "Who let the Devils out!? Who-Who-Who?"

1. Abba's favorite means of transportation -- kooChnetta. [since Abba is a Green Peace Activist]