Top Ten Things NOT to Yell at Someone Considering Suicide

10. "Bey wrej! Asafari! Isti sew mn ylal?"

9. Hey... could I use your credit card?

8. Hey... hang on a sec while I get my camera.

7. Dude... ferchrissakes... your fly is open.

6. Go "Hey... it's your soul... abba slemiqoTu we're gonna bury you in an unmarked grave."

5. Waaa... you'd better jump the other way -- if you even so much as scrape my corvette, I'll kill you myself.

4. Be'nat'h yezare'n teweN. Semonun leqso aymecheNm! ...

3. Now... we're gonna send a lawyer up there... so, be considerate and sign your will. If you wish, he'll kindly give you a shove aftewards.

2. Hey... could you at least hang in there until channel 7 shows up.

1. You're always in a rush! We could've done it together!