Note from the Editors: Is there a prize for being most windy of all windbags? Hmm…? "Name the SELEDA guy" and other miscellaneous wind-baggy things…

My Story: Aberu’s Bidness: Memories of a boyhood sojourn to the… seedful part of town…

Maritu: She cooks, she moves… and, take cover, she makes noise….

Do you like it on the Stairs?: A beginners' manual for the prude, penitent or puritan.

Iscandalus: "Sex might be sex... but family is family..." The 'extended' family comes home to roost...

School, Sex and My Elusive Brush with Fame: How not to be the Big Man on Campus despite discovering nirvana…

SadisteNoch: There is me ***ing you.  There is you ***ing me.  But through the magic of a sad’s fidel, there is us ***ing us…

SELEDA BERENDA: What’s a fabulous chick like Sofia Kifle doing in a seamy place like SELEDA? Well, we all gotta slum sometimes…

BAWZA: On the word... Meshafed. This is for all those who love the word - you now have official permission to use it in august company… we do…

Sex as the Language of Love: Speak, oh son of Wilt! Journey in a father’s shoes…

CONFESSION TO MOTHER: I shouldn’t have… I did…

Menelik Times: Snippets of a bygone era - naive language, but universal themes…

The Case to Legalize Lust: Why fight a lost war? From the Hedonists ‘R Us Book of Life…

FqrE’s Ode: Epilogue… and prelude: The hiss of a satisfied woman…

Top Ten: Top ten places not to have sex ...

Backpage: Advice for the sexlorn…