Themes for Upcoming Seleda Issues
The Spirits & Spirituality Issue : November 2001
The HIV/AIDS Issue : December 2001
The Communication Issue : January 2002
The Sex Issue : February 2002
The Depression & Ecstasy Issue: March 2002
The MrT'na MraCH Issue : April 2002
The Triumph & Despair Issue : May 2002
The Spirits & Spirituality Issue : November 2001
Just imagine... deadlines are right around the corner, the server is down, Life Diarists have seemingly irretrievably mekorarefed, mail editor is out getting her nails done, posteNa is being chased by selediNi (our pooch de month), cover artist is out demanding yet another zero at the end of his salary, and the one Seledist who has earned the ignominy of being called "gashe" is pulling his very very very last wisp of hair... OK, so this is typical Seleda... Now, imagine if our Seleda intern should suddenly decide to have an attack of .... shall we say, diggimt? nala zuret? wuqabE rqet? "buda" asserting itself on poor "budee"?
We, (heaven help us), would not know what to do. An especially yetebareke Seledist might have the brilliant idea of invoking the appropriate prayers to transform the nearest bottle of Perrier into Sebel. Problem being a) who'd give up their chic bottles of "eau" for a questionable splashing of the hair just now so well admired, or b) what to say so the proper.... "spirits" .... are invoked. Well you get the picture...
So we admit that we are the urbanized, westernized, moleqeq lijoch for whom spirits and spirituality are traditions, ceremonies or intellectual abstractions to be absorbed at an oh too long Orthodox mass every few Sundays, or a few lazy afternoons spent browsing the confluence of aisles marked "Eastern Religions", "Christianity" and "New Age" at the local
Barnes and Noble, preferably in between the decidedly un-spiritual sport of surreptitiously checking out who is well endowed where and just how much.
Since we are so clueless, we ask Seledawiyans to enlighten us
about their interactions with Spirituality and any manifestations of the "Spirit
World" . What does spirituality mean to you? How do your spiritual and
religious lives co-exist? Do you think spilling a little of your untasted drink,
whether Tella, abol bunna or double latte, is creating a mess,
or is it paying homage to your ancestral spirits? Have you re-discovered your
ancestral faith or switched to a new one, and if so why? Would you know which
toe to hold when the local exorcist (who might, just might, be that thin sallow
cab driver you rubbed shoulders with) commands you to? Have any of you had a
past life reading done? Do you think possession (by a "buda"
or a "demon" or a "spirit") exists or do you think it is
simply a case of "multiple personalities"? Could one of you expound
to us why Ethiopian tradition is so full of anecdotal stories of devout Christians
going to a Sheikh and Muslim visiting Christian hermits to get cured or have
a child? How about slet - have any of you done so to a Saint or
Church on this side of the pond?
We ask, because the phrase "seyTanE meTabN" seems to
be more prevalent around here, albeit spoken in the lazy BolE
accent of.. "weeeyyyynaaayyyy yhhhaayyyy balegaaayyy! seytaaannnaaaayyyy
mmmTTTTiiiiitttt aaalllleeeebbbbiiiNNNN". Obviously, an exorcism
is in order - not just for our "intern-on-the-edge", but also for
another Seleda editor who hasn't stopped his ridiculously hysterical laughter
after a colleague stabbed him with the butt end of a buttering knife (OK, story
to be told another time) Since Tebel through e-mail is not yet
de-jour, we'll take your stories, anecdotes and topical creations. Just make
sure it is here by October 15th. alebeleziya, iNam d'gmt inawqalen..
You've been warned....
The HIV/AIDS Issue : December 2001
This is a serious issue. So serious that we at Seleda are willing to bet our last
healthy cell that all of you know someone personally, or know of someone in the
Ethiopian community who is suffering or has suffered fatally from this dreaded
plague of the 21st century. A young cousin who died suddenly from "samba."
An uncle who died from "b'rd." A relative who had disappeared
for no apparent reason and turns up dead with suspect explanations given by the
immediate family. HIV/AIDS has become the silent, faceless, graceless killer amongst
us whom no one wants to talk about.
This is your opportunity to put your fears, your thoughts, your experiences,
your prejudice and your knowledge out there for our community to manbeb
and meGenzeb. Perhaps it is time we as a community stopped ignoring
our common killer and shunning its victims.
December is AIDS Awareness month, so we thought we could take this opportunity
to learn about "the dreaded disease" with you, to mourn its victims
together, and to begin to fight our common enemy with you. Put pen to paper
and share, not just about your personal loss, but whatever useful thing you
may learned from it, what you would like to share with your community. If you
are in the medical profession and you have unique knowledge about the many ways
HIV/AIDS has affected us, we hope that you will take the time to share your
knowledge with us.
Deadline for articles is November 15, 2001. It's never too soon to start nor
to submit.
The Sex Issue : February 2002
Ay-hey-hey
wedEt wedEt. Long after we've been pegged "undersexed,
desperate dorks" by those who, well, aren't, ineho proof
that we might really, really
ere le werE'm ayamech.
OK
so, this is the Sex Issue. Ah
the "S" word, feared
and adored in Ethiopian society
that confounding mixture of promiscuity
and piety all wrapped in one neat dr'b neTela teeming with tension
and confusion. We're blasé about CHn gereds but, ho-ho-ho,
let an adult woman wear a strapless dress, and it's all "waiter, I will
have an extra large kenfer memTeT with my outrage". Conversely,
are we Diasporic Ethiopians over sexualized? Is there something to be said for
ET inhibitions?
In layman's terms, at what point do issues of sex, fidelity, freedom, love,
passion, lust, secrets and fantasies
megenaNet? Is our sense
of piousness six feet or six inches deep? Are we capable of deep, hard thoughts
about the myth and reality of sex in our society? Where is our emotional bed
at? Do we have the tolerance to openly talk about sex, or are we going to just
medabess the issue and not thrust to the core of the matter?
Are we able to come, collectively, to an agreement, or are we doomed to always
mafen our screams of ecstasy or frustration? What was the orgy-nal sin? Kama
Sutra? You wish-imma!
UUUUUuhhhhhh?
Listen, we just ask the questions, aiight! Because we are proof positive that
some reproductive organs should NOT reproduce, we look towards you, oh sage
SELEDAwiyan, to help us address some of these issues. Enlighten
us. High time for some frank, fr'T-rT , healthy discussion.
Speaking of high
we're done here. Articles are due on or before January
15
The Depression & Ecstasy Issue: March 2002
To dig or not to dig? To poke, to puncture, perchance to bleed? MoyalEs
can be painful, no? Yes they can. The distress of walking on a damaged heel
because that miserable little wretch decided to dig itself into your body. Imagine
that! YOUR body, damn it! And there it is, lodged comfortably in your heel,
the pride and soul of your flawless walk and prance. There it is, grinning ad
infinitum, while you huff and puff in an effort to dare the needle. That
bastard! Your heel will never be the same again. Never! Imagine the expenses
for psychiatric care to nurse your severely damaged self-esteem
all on
account of that miniscule wretch. Yet abatu, ya agdim-adeg!
Is the perfect heel too much to ask for? Imagine the joy, the sheer bliss of
waking up and looking at a flawless, smooth heel, sans intruder infestation.
It would even make the most menial, tedious jobs seem like heaven.
In all seriousness, March is our "Depression and Ecstasy" issue.
The hours spent fiddling and toying with sanity while itching from depression
bites
momentous outbursts of ecstatic celebration that would put to shame
the CHiffera and dinfata of a igir-aTabi
who got promoted to Tegur-astekakai
folks, here's your
chance to tell us your stories. Come hither and vent; our support group welcomes
thee.
So
all megl-yeQuaTeru terekezoch due on the 15th of February?
17th, if u have pedicured feet.
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