Top Ten Things Not To Say When ...
... You Are Bored While Having... er... Sex.

10. isti pass me a toothpick, will ya...

9. "ney... yet- yetab-bash! yetab-batuwa....boy, i've gotta stop squashing mosquitoes into the wall."

8. "you know, the little balding spot at the center of your head is beginning to look like Australia..."

7. "y'alga-lbsu dantel syamrrrrrrr"

6. "oops... 'scuse me yenE hod... thought it was better than burping in your face."

5. "i'll tell you something funny when you're done... honey! oh, you've BEEN done... ?! "

4. "sorry to be rude, Kebbe, but you're blocking the sun."

3. "have you heard the one about aleqa gebre-hanna and the three nuns?"

2. Start singing, "EtyoPia, EtyoioPia, EtioPia Qidemeeeeeeeeee, be'hibret seb'awinet abibee lemlimeee ..."

1. "Wiy, yene Qonjo, ageCHish lai kintarot liweTa new messel"